Caption Competition - And Your Captions
Martyn Pass at Audi UK explains that Guy Smith, Johnny
Herbert and Jamie Davies purchased their new sports equipment during
one of the breaks in the Audi Sport UK Team Veloqx test at Road
Atlanta last month.
Here they are
(below), 'posing' at Sebring this morning. If you've got a suitable
caption to describe this scene, pop it along to the Ed.
on Tuesday, the rain at Sebring is very heavy. Don't expect too
much information regarding meaningful times today...
the rain then stopped, and as of 14.20 local time, the cars were
being held in the pits, ready to go once standing water had drained
Introducing the newest members of the Middle Earth basketball team,
Anon: Endurance racers - biggest balls in the business.
Chris Willis: (1) The three Audi drivers pose for a new print ad
directed toward Willy Wonka's "oompa loompas," a heretofore
untapped market for the German auto maker.
(2) Smith, Herbert and Davies learn the importance of "keeping
it real" through a 12-hour race.
(3) Smith and Davies look on as Herbert attempts to assess how big
his head REALLY is. Perhaps a before and after comparison is in
Anon: Hey, Dr Frankenstein, the creature wants to play ball!
Anon: Three white guys: no jumping.
Anon: White Men can't Jump - or - No wonder the Americans can't
win in the world cup with balls and uniforms like this.
Anon: And Marco thinks he's got problems. He ought to try driving
with a basketball superglued to his finger and his 'ead.
Anon: There you are, it's true. Big feet, big balls!
Mark: You think we look funny, how about Shaq, the Mailman, trying
to drive our R8 for 12 hours?